Preface

No one reads the preface of a book. The usual thing to do is to flip past the first pages and graze over the first statements, which usually read "Chapter one". As much as i would like to skip this superfluous task, my literary moral convictions tell me to go ahead and write it.

So if you've stumbled upon this blog I would like to inform you of what it is, exactly. But first I will inform you on what it is not. It does not fall under any of the following blog categories: Cooking, exercise, traveling, fashion, or liberal news column. Nor will I discuss female related health issues. This blog is literary. It is for the average Tom, Dick, and Harry, that likes a good narrative as much as the next person.

But most of all this blog will embrace the true art of the English tongue.

I must warn you however, my grammar is appalling. Don't read this blog to get advice on the comma splice or figure out how to finally use the semi-colon correctly.

I will be posting a new narrative every Friday.

Yours sincerely and affectionately,
Blue Stockings